Hermo MY. vs Althea Kr.

Assalamualaikum & hi guys,it has been awhile I didn't post anything on my blog because I was too busy & tired.

So today I'll write about an online shopping things & I just want to focus on these two famous website among beauty lovers which is Hermo My & the new one which is Althea kr.

First of all, I want to highlight that this post is not sponsored & it's just my honest review so if you think that is anything wrong in this post please kindly mention me in the comment box below. So let's get started !

Introduction of Hermo MY :
 

So this is the official logo of HERMO

https://www.hermo.my

Click on the link go to their website.

My review :
I've done my shopping on hermo for twice & honestly for the first time I purchase makeup from hermo is because they offer a very affordable price & free shipping if you buy any 2 items & above no matter how much the things are. So, my first purchase is an eyeshadow from elianto & Etude House brow pencil as you can see down here ;

(I just want to buy the brow pencil because it's on sale & kittendust(chia) influenced me a lot thru her videos, but I also get myself the elianto eyeshadow to get free shipping LOL !)

I didn't expect that I would recieve my parcel that fast which is 2 days & it is wrapped with bubble sheet, LOOK! Hermo does really care about the quality of the product & deliver them safely to their customer thru GDex, Poslaju & ... I'm not sure. Plus, they put it in a box & that makes me feel excited to open such a gift to me, from myself, HAHA!

The box looks like this ; 

After you successfully do the payment for you items, they will inform that they have received your order & everything will be updated in your hermo account, but girls (or guys) if you have any problems during the shopping or anything you want to know in details, just contact their customer service because, please trust me, HERMO HAS THE BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER !

Hermo also gives you credits for rebate if you purchase anything from hermo, do a review on the site, post a picture of your received items on instagram, & also if you take attendance for 10 days straight, they will give you 200 credits !

Alright, you might not know that every 500 credits can be used as RM5 discount on next purchase !

Next, hermo will notify you by sms if your parcel has been posted, so that you can sit infront of your door house & wait for the postman to knock the door, LOL jk ! xD

Hermo will send you an email which you have to rate their service, I click 9 or 9 because they are superb ! You will have a great shopping experience thru hermo ! I guarantee you.

Hermo sells many products from all over the world & they are 100% original !

So that's about hermo.

Introduction of Althea Kr. :

Official logo

http://my.althea.kr/

Click on the link to go to their website .

Alright I don't have much to say about this shopping website because I don't have any experience doing online shopping thru this website.

My review :

Girls, because I do the 2nd purchase from hermo, I actually doing the shopping for the same products on Althea, BUT right when I want to checkout my order, & ready to do online transfers, I was shocked that postage fee cost about RM38 (around that price range).

Trust me I was so happy to know that Althea offers the cheapest price for an 100% original items but the postage got me go back to hermo as they offers free shipping for 2 items. Althea do offer you free shipping but only when you purchase RM150 & above, they do give you RM15 discount for first time sign up too.

Althea Kr only sells korean products & they ship all the way from korea so that's why the sell them with cheap price yet pricy postage fee, but If you're planning to do shopping with Althea, make sure you buy more than RM150 because it's really gonna be worth it because the price is like RM15-RM25 cheaper than the retail price in malaysia, you can ask your friends to join your order, that will give you benefits.

& don't forget the cute packaging too ! 

(thanks google/blogger)

It's pink !

So that's all my online shopping review, I'll do the products review next time, Thank you for reading !

#Lots of love, e-ka

BLOG IMPROVEMENT !

Assalamualaikum & hai semua penduduk alam semesta !

(kalau ada semut yg baca blog e-ka, hai jugak !)
Calling for a blog improvement, I would be delighted if you guys are willing to spend your 2 minutes of your life on giving any feedbacks, suggestions, or anything that you think could improve my blog's traffic. I would like to know if you guys prefer this blog to be fully in english or fully bahasa or mix both languange in a post or use only either one language for one post (if only you don't like my bahasa rojak)  xD

Suggestions, tell me any topics that you want to know in details , like a review on any products, an experience of a vacation, tutorials, life hacks , anything, I really like to know it from you guys!

Feedbacks, to my beloved followers & those who has been with me since 2012, that keeps reading my ridiculous posts, Thank you so much ! I really really love you guys ! Seriously trust me, I love it when you guys ask me questions on any posts, & greet me in the chatbox, telling me about my blogs & songs that I use, I really really appreciate all of you!

And... Please let me hear more from you, about my blogs, my writing, the designs, the colours is it striking or you don't like it at all, just tell me, like I'm ready to hear anything, like ANYTHING ok ?

NOTE : I think that most of you didn't realise that I actually put a poll of how do you like my blog & the contents, at the bottom of my blog, scroll untill the end & you'll find it.

Plus, if you have any questions , do not hesitate to contact me through twitter, or email at Syafiqahzakuan@gmail.com or the easiest way, drop a comment below. ~Lots of love, E-ka.

Daiyan Trisha - Stargazing Lyrics

Look at the sky

In a kaleidoscope view

Believe your eyes

Then let me come & see you

To tell you that

The vast space of the galaxy

Is how much love 

My heart has eternally

You make the fire sparks & flowers bloom

Inside a girl who was lost in a dark room

Oh, I

Oh, I

I wish you knew things I'd do for you

In the dead of of night,

baby your light shines through

Oh, I 

Oh, I

'Cause when I look into your eyes

It's like I'm stargazing

The stairway's up

The whole world fades into view

We'll dance on clouds

With the soundtrack of the moon

I want to be

Forever in your mind

Like a lullaby

And the fears will be gone out of side

You make the fire sparks & flowers bloom

Inside a girl who was lost in a dark room

Oh, I

Oh, I

I wish you knew things I'd do for you

In the dead of night,

baby your light shines through

Oh, I 

Oh, I

'Cause when I look into your eyes

It's like I'm stargazing

You love gaze

Sweetest face

I can't keep it out of my mind

Your warm embrace

Through darkest days

I feel it close everytime

You make the fire sparks & flowers bloom

Inside a girl who was lost in a dark room

Oh, I

Oh, I

I wish you knew things I'd do for you

In the dead of of night,

baby your light shines through

Oh, I 

Oh, I

'Cause when I look into your eyes
When I look into your eyes

It's like I'm stargazing

Aidilfitri 2016 - EJSYLE REVIEW !

Assalamualaikum & Hi guys ! Haa tengok tu belum apa-apa e-ka dah up satu gambar raya tahun ni. Tema superman, biru merah gituw ! HAHAHA (tok & pakcu tkda dlm gambar :( )

Okay raya tahun ni mmg persiapan simple ja sbb kakak dh continue study dkt puchong, adik di asrama, mmg shopping raya dilepaskan kpd e-ka & mama, so we choose Royal Blue. As for our family yang ketiga2 beradik perempuan yg sepakat ni, kami beli jubah dari EJ Style Bangi, go to their instagram --> EJSTYLEOFFIFICAL 

Jubah2 dia mmg tak ikut bentuk badan, ye dah nama pun jubah kan, but yet looks modern & sangat sangat sangat sangat selesa ! available size : XS, S, M, L, only , better kalau ada size lg besar kan, yelah, besar boleh alter, kecik takboleh bt apa dah, kesian those yg brbadan besar tk dpt grab jubah ni sbb super duper affordable ! 

So this is a picture of me donning the dress from EJstyle in Royal Blue. It's called Alraandecy 8.0 .

berapa harga selai ni kak ? 
RM69 ONLY !

E-ka pakai size M, cun2 ja kat bahu , cantik ja nampak . & about the material, tak panas, tak jarang ! (the best thing about it)

Wudhu' friendly, nursing friendly sbb hidden zip kt dua2 belah tangan & zip kat bahagian dada.

Dulu nak beli Azzka Princess from Ejstyle tp habis stock sbb kita suka flowy2 mcm princess kan, but yg bestnya , Alraandecy ni pun flowy jgk ! JUST NICE ! boleh nampak dlm gmbar tu, kembang skit kan, cantik!

E-ka rate 4.9/5 !

0.1 Sebab lace bila basuh mcm brbulu sikit.. idk if its my fault.. but  its not a big prob to me.

Thank you ejstyle  !!

[REVIEW] Upside Down Museum, Penang

Assalamualaikum & hai penduduk bumi alam semesta sekalian ! 

So harini e-ka nak review Upside Down Museum Penang yg e-ka pergi time trip kami haritu. Alright, ramai orang taktahu area georgetown penang, sangat2 banyak museum hiburan, tarikan pelancong, kebiasaanya orang cakap penang kaya dengan makanan? betul ? YA ! tetapi penang juga kaya dengan museum contohnya 3D museum, owl museum, camera museum, glass museum, UPSIDE DOWN MUSEUM, and kalau untuk tempat bersejarah , kita ada War Museum, tetapi bukan area georgetown lah. & latest baru bukak, PHANTAMANIA museum ! boleh google yang lain tu sbb dalam entri kali ni e-ka nk review Upside Down Museum ja ok ? Lets go !

Adress : 45, Lebuh Kimberley, George Town, 10100, Pulau Pinang, Malaysia
Tips: kalau tak biasa area georgetown, pakai waze je okay thayangs sekalian, jalannya banyak cabang banyak simpang xD 

Harga tiket masuk berapa kak? 

Adults: RM27 (MyKad holders RM16)
Children (aged 5-12): RM16 (MyKid holders RM8)
Malaysian Students with Student ID: RM11
Non-Malaysian Students with Student ID: RM16

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Masuk2 ja akan jumpa tempat ni, no worries ada museum coordinators yg akan tolong ambilkan gambar awak2 semua & bagi idea nak pose mcmna so that gambar tu nampak real je terbalik kan ! hahaha

Laundry ! 

And kalau awak2 semua nak tahu most of things dorang guna dalam ni barang betul, dorang lekat kat atas, memang nampak real ! srs ! Jangan pening pulak masuk2 ni tengok semua benda terbalik , K? haha

When boys do laundry XD

Okay this is my favourite picture idk why it looks colourful ! 

Full house ! 

Armenian street 

Okay rasanya takda apa nak di katakan lg kut? you gais boleh nilai sndiri dr segi gambar2 ni, eventho bergambar ja , pose sana sini but still penat, haha kejap baring kejap lompat, duduk, naik tangga, haha but it was fun ! come with your friends or family ! I rate it for 4.5/5 !

Ps: maybe ada sesetengah gambar e-ka tak upload but trust me tempat utk brgambar tu banyak, 

Don't forget to comment !

#lotsoflove , E-ka~

[REVIEW] Silkygirl Matte Junkie Lip Cream

Assalamualaikum & hi guys, 

harini e-ka rajin sikit nak review benda2 feminin ni kan, apa lagi yg sinonim dgn wanita zaman sekarang kalau bukan MAKE UP? 

Okay so I got myself a Silkygirl Matte Junkie Lip Cream in 03 shade, Rebel.

But first, lemme tell you guys one thing, I am not a makeup expert so I might not know much things about makeup especially about explaining the details of it nor comparing it with other makeup brands.. I just love to write and share my thoughts (wth I'm talking abt)

Okay2, eventho e-ka punya shade 03 tapi e-kan akan selitkan jgk shade yg lain credit to the owners. 

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E-ka dah try lipcream ni mmg sedia maklum jd kegilaan stelah diperkenalkan bulan april 2016 yg lalu, sold out skelip mata dkt smua drugstores !!!

Silkygirl Matte Junkie Lip Cream ni available in 5 shades,

 refer gambar bawah 

This is how they looks like, swatches boleh refer gambar bawah 

*credit to the owner

OKAY, in my opinion,  nak dibandingkan harga dengan quality memang terbaik, it only cost about RM18 per pc, boleh beli kat watson, guardian, any drugstore & sgt limited !

Pakar2 makeup ada lah mention yg the quality almost sama dgn NYX punya lip cream,
bezanya, NYX tahulah harganya yg mengikis poket :'D

Bila apply on our lips dia sangat ringan & about long lasting atau tak , kalau kita makan makanan berminyak, mmg cepat tanggal, but e-ka pernah dengar kalau lippies tu tahan terlalu lama on our lips pun tak bagus jgk it means high chemical ! 

& about the colour actually Rebel and Vixen ni bg orang yg nampak hot and menyerlah, so for me tak confident sgt nak pakai huhuhu.. 

Glamour pulak quite pale kalau tak kena dgn kulit wajah. Retro & vintage just nice for everyday makeup look. 

mine, 03 , Rebel.

share sikit swatch on my hand.. agak2 kena tak dgn kulit e-ka ? HUHU

Okay so I'm so sorry in this post I'm just rojak. Sorry to those yang rasa annoying, okay2 janji tak buat dah xD Bosan gini la jadinya, :p

OKAY DON'T FORGET TO DROP YOU R COMMENTS BELOW !

#lotsoflove , E-ka

Permohonan Kemasukan Dalaman (Internal Intake) UITM untuk lepasan SPM

Kepada lepasan SPM yang tidak mendapat tawaran mana-mana IPTA/matrikulasi/STPM dan sebagainya, boleh membuat permohonan '' Internal Intake '' UiTM. Permohonan boleh dibuat melalui portal UiTM yang akan dibuka bermula 4 Julai 2016 hingga 8 ogos 2016. Kemasukan sesi November 2016. Semua program diploma ditawarkan. Paling penting, mohon berdasarkan syarat kelayakan dan minat masing-masing.

Internal Intake UiTM :
1. Selalu semak web portal kemasukan pelajar UiTM (segala info terdapat disini)
                                             www.online.uitm.edu.my
2. Tarikh permohonan diploma dibuka bermula 4 Julai 2016 hingga 8 Ogos 2016
                          *Apabila tarikh permohonan sudah dibuka*
3. Beli NO PIN UiTM di BSN
4. Mohon secara online di : www.online.uitm.edu.my

** Senarai Diploma yang ditawarkan : http://online.uitm.edu.my/diploma.cfm
** Semak syarat kelayakan course : http://pengambilan.uitm.edu.my/e-syarat/2016
** Disarankan buat ujian ' Selangkah ke UiTM : http://www.selangkah.uitm.edu.my/
Ujian ni penting untuk mengetahui jika individu tersebut layak untuk course yang dipohon atau tidak. Jika masih mohon course yang tidak layak, tiada harapan untuk dapat course tersebut.
** Media sosial UiTM : https://www.facebook.com/uitmrasmi

                                        *sekian*


perkongsian : laman web kolej bersekutu UiTM : http://ined.uitm.edu.my/

Interview / Temuduga Mass Communication (Masscomm) at UITM Merbok. April, 2016.

The only picture that I took on the interview day :’D (jadilah.. buat kenangan dgn kawan baru , I’m the one with spect, kiri tu kiena, too bad tkda gambar rith & piqah sekali..  )

Assalamualaikum w.b.t ,

apa khabar penduduk bumi alam semesta sekalian? Ok kita tknk muqaddimah panjang2, cik e-ka kita ni tahu entri ni mesti dpt viewers mendadak setiap kali musim interview tiba2, tmbah2 lg entri ni utk interview diploma masscomm ( Mass Communication ). Sedangkan cik e-ka kita ni sndiri pun kemain buat research brpuluh2 blog pasal pengalaman kena iv masscom ni, so e-ka pun trgerak hati nak kongsikan pengalaman iv diploma masscom ni supaya dpt jd panduan & adik2 semua tak la blank sgt apa yg akan ditanya time iv nnt .. Ok cukup, jom ! (AMARAN : Entri kali ni memang panjang )

   Dapat ja tahu dipanggil untuk temuduga masscom, hr jumaat, 16 April 2016, temuduga hari sabtu 23 April  2016, so ada lebih kurang seminggu untuk prepare.

Tips Preparation sebelum interview (nnt dorang akan bagi list apa yg prlu bawak, so e-ka taknk listkan semua kat sini) : - 1) Untuk sijil2 semua tu, bawak sijil2 yang penting & brkenaan dgn masscom sahaja, ataupun sijil yg menunjukkan korang aktif dlm benda2 yg melibatkan komunikasi, mcam debate ke, syarahan , pidato , pantun, drama komsas ke apa semua tu, susun yg paling penting kat depan & paling kurang penting bahagian belakang, masukkan semua sijil2 asal ni dalam clear file, yg file sehelai2 tu, senang untuk panel tengok sekali imbas nanti, jangan malas ! Ini ada yang masukkan semua sijil dalam file poket tu je, tunjukkan kt panel yg awak rajin & kemas ! & sijil2, surat beranak kita & parents, yang photostate semua pastikan ada cop pengesahan , (boleh g cop kat sekolah lama masing2) , segala surat temuduga yg dia suruh print, include kan sekali dalam satu file asing (ini boleh pakai file poket sebab panel akan amik semua ni nanti) 

Okay done bab sijil & surat menyurat..

Dalam surat arahan temuduga tu dorang suruh bawak kamus, e-ka bawak ja even berat and tahu takkan guna.. tapi dah suruh bawak, kite ikutkan aje.. Jangan takut lah kalau takda kamus, trlupa bawak ka apa takyah nak panic, sbb ni option je, ikut kita lah nk guna ke tak, ok so don’t worry . Alat tulis jangan lupa bawak ye ! ada ujian bertulis nnt.

Okay done bab preparation, dah ready nak kena interview ? Jom !

Alkisah bermulalah pengembaraan si gadis papan kunci..

     E-ka dapat interview dekat UITM Merbok, Kedah (sebab time isi UPU, e-ka pilih temuduga di UTARA sbb e-ka stay penang), so pagi2 sebelum subuh dah segar bijik mata sebab nervous , hari yg ditunggu2 dah tiba, seawal 7 pagi e-ka and family brtolak ke sg petani sbb kami satu family taktahu jalan ke UITM merbok ni so kena brtolak awal lah, interview nya start pkul 8.30, trsasar sikit lah menjadikan prljalanan kami cun2 sejam setengah & smpai tepat2 8.30 nasib baik belum mula, memang dorang punctual so smpai2 tu baru tampal senarai nama, setelah tick nama kat senarai tu (untuk pastikan kita hadir) , masuk dalam dewan untuk ujian bertulis. Okay ujian bertulis ni diberi masa 30-45 minit sahaja ..

Apa yang ditanya dalam ujian bertulis ni ?
Senang, setakat ni soalannya tak pernah berubah , dia suruh tulis essei, ttg What is mass communication, why you applied this course & how can you contribute to this course .. Soalan yg tak berubah lagi setakat ni, jangan risau, jawapannya hafal siap2 kat rumah so senang nanti, menunjukkan kita well prepared, boleh click kat sini à http://contengansipenulis.blogspot.my/2013/09/temuduga-diploma-komunikasi-pengajian.html  (cara e-ka : soalan what is masscom mmg tiru sebijik2 , soalan why you applied e-ka bagi reason sndiri sebab panel pun dah tahu ramai akan bagi jawapan sama, dia nak kelainan & taknak kita meniru dari google , so e-ka bg reason sndiri, soalan contribute tu pun e-ka olah dari jawapan yg kat google, brdasarkan pengalaman sndiri )

Selesai ujian bertulis 30 minute, sementara nak panas engine brkenalan dgn rakan2 sebelah yg masing2 trdiam trkaku, e-ka pun brief sikit pasal current issues , nama2 menteri bagai since ramai yg kena tanya soalan ttg hal2 ni.. setelah 20 minit baru lah start sembang dgn kawan2 sebelah, (ingat ! jangan sombong time interview, sembang2 dgn dorang2 ni, share apa yg kita ada, and nanti lepas dorang interview, tanya apa yg panel tanya, haha ni mmg awkward tp nak prepare, tebalkan muka ja ! )

TIPS LAGI ! : INTERVIEW ni sangat2 lama so pastikan u guys makan dlu alas perut, mcm e-ka degil, nervous sangat apa pun tk lalu makan, tp sbb tunggu turn lambat sgt, nervous apa semua hilang, lapar lah apa lg, nasib baik mama bekalkan mee goreng siap2, makan dlm kereta dulu lah, sbb mcm interview kali ni, turn kami ikut huruf depan nama masing2, A-Z, e-ka start dgn N, pukul 3.30 petang weh turn e-ka !!! (e-ka orang ke 126 out of 167 :-belum tolak yg tak hadir lebih kurang 20 orang) mana tak lapar, so jgn degil mcm e-ka ok? ;) #muahciked


Setibanya nama e-ka dipanggil setelah hampir berjanggut jgk tunggu dgn penuh keresahan, abang fasi panggil 5 orang sekali sebab terlalu ramai nak di interview, kalau sikit baru buat sorang2.. tp ok jgklah berlima sekali kan, haha. Masuk2 ja dalam bilik interview tu ada 2 panel, sorang perempuan & sorang lelaki, kedua2nya adalah lecturer masscom ye adik2~ tapi yg interview kami lecturer lelaki itu sahaja sbb lecturer perempuan tu check2 sijil kita semua tu lah. Setelah disuruh untuk letak file yg kami bawak tu atas meja panel , kami disuruh duduk..

(TIPS LAGI ! : dah masuk tu bagi la salam menunjukkan awak hormat & ucap terima kasih bila disuruh duduk)

Bermulalah .. e-ka duduk tengah2 antara 5 kerusi tu, what a luck so panel tak jadikan e-ka orang first utk di interview, huhu.. conversation e-ka lebih kurang macamni :

him ‘’ nursyafiqah, where are you from ‘’
me '' penang '' (I was expecting that he would ask me about penang)

unfortunately…

him '' tell us about the story of yr journey to get here ''

me *start gelabah, susun ayat, trkezut pehal tnya ni* '' it took about 1 hour and 30 minute to get here since we are not familiar with this place, we use waze but unfortunately the connection was weak so we ask a man at petronas and we arrived here at 8.30 ''

him '' so you get the moral of the story ? ''

me '' um, buy a high speed of data ? ''

him '' back to human *blablabla* interview next person*

I couldn’t remember the questions that he asked to other interviewee but it is just something common like, apa maksud nama kita, tempat menarik kat negeri kita, idol .. mcmtu2 jerww, takdanya menteri2 semua :’D

Okay it’s my turn again,

the 2nd question ..~

him '' nursyafiqah, tell me about your sad story ''

me '' can I talk about sad story with a happy ending ? ''

him '' up to you ''

me '' it starts from my PMR result , which is I get a quite good result , so my parents and teachers encourage me to take science stream, but I couldn’t really make it in my SPM, now I want to change the path of my life, I think masscomm suits me because I’ve discovered my talent when I was in form 4 , I being an emcee for teacher's day, and when I was in form 5 , I was a vice president of prefect board, so I used to give a speech to hundreds of school students , teachers, and sometimes vvip, during special event in my school, all those experiences make me sure that I'm more comfortable communicating with people rather than calculating like what I did in science stream

him '' who inspire you in masscomm practices ? ''

 me '' my idol is Faris Hakim, which is one of EXP speaker , he is a young man and also a lecturer of masscomm in INTI college penang, he is very talkative, full of ideas, highly motivated and he told me to do what I love , not what people love me to do ‘’

akhir sekali panel tu tanya umum ‘’ Do you have any question ? ‘’

*I’m the first person who raised up my hand ^O^ *

him ‘’ yes? ‘’

me ‘’ what are the characteristics that you want for this programme ? ‘’

him ‘’ confidence.. representable .. it doesn’t mean handsome, tall, beautiful .. and the last one is, professional ‘’

me ‘’ alright, thank you sir ‘’

TIPS LAGI ! : Time nak tanya soalan tu yakin sikit and jangan la tanya soalan yg awak2 boleh dapat kat internet ya awak2.. mcm , bila result upu keluar .., masscom ada berapa sem , no please .tunjukkan yang awak dah tahu benda2 simple pasal masscom ni & tunjuk awak minat sangat nak tahu pasal masscom dgn lebih mendalam. FIkir siap2 soalan ni yeaa, sure dia akan beri peluang bertanya nanti.

Sis e-ka rasa itu sajalah yg dapat dikongsi .. walau tak seberapa , harap membantu ! Drop your comments below dearies #Lotsoflove

Funny Happy Birthday Song by Funzoa bear -Lyrics

Happy birthday to you,
But are you sure if the date is true,

Happy birthday to you,

But are you sure if the date is true,

Maybe they ain your real parents,
And they lie about your existence,
Maybe you’re an orphan,
They just found you by the fence,
Do I make sense..

Well happy birthday to you,
But Im not sure if the date is true,
Maybe youre a stolen baby,
Or you’re from a different daddy,
When you’re born, you were so young,
How could you have known this,
Lord, have mercy,

Happy birthday to you,
I doubt this mother had you,
Maybe you’re an adopted child,
Did you go and check the files,
If you go confront your mama,
She could just deny
But don’t stay so blind,

Hey happy birthday to you,
C'mon look a little happy, get in the mood,
I don’t mean to create a scene,
But looking at you, I kept thinking,
Maybe you’re a clone they produced
From something elses genes,
God I can’t imagine,

Well happy bday to you,
Blow the candle, don’t look so blue,
Cut the cake, lets celebrate,
Lets just hope you are not a mistake,
Maybe the nurse forgot your birth,
And picked a random date,
So this birthday could be fake,

Happy birthday to you,
But your mom and dad dont resemble you,

Happy birthday to you,
Hope you didn’t mind, Am I too rude,

Happy birthday to you,
Im your best friend, so Im concerned,
How facts can be construed,
What if they lied to you…